By John Lim on April 03, 2017
At that moment, rather than a few sips of coffee running down his throat, he experiences something else rolling down from his eyes. “Sacrilege”, the boy whispers with subtle but clear hints of bitterness in his voice. ‘Slower than a coffee machine? This execution time is a bold mockery in the holy realm of programmers – who are obligated to optimize.’
Concluding that something must be done, the boy hesitates no more and quickly turns to the ‘savior’ of all coders – Google. ‘Oh thy Google, have mercy on such undignified bundling time.’ Soon after, Google blesses the boy with a Babel Precompilation feature. Too glaringly bright to even glimpse at, the boy humbly accepts the feature and never again has to wait for the code to bundle with a fresh coffee present in his mug. A few days later, still treasuring the moment of epiphany, he seeks out to teach others what he has learned in the hope that no one will ever need to suffer like he did. Okay, so the boy lived happily ever after… Now onto the technical stuff that you were expecting to read.